1. Stare back. Dare them to judge you. Remember that your fat is just as good as anyone else's. If you're at a restaurant, lean over and ask, "are you going to eat your fat?"
2. Come up with your own soundtrack. Walk through the hip shopping district playing something kick-ass like Heaven 90210 by Urge Overkill (my current favorite song) or virtually anything by The White Stripes. If you've got a good soundtrack, who gives a shit if you're fat? All people will see is that you've got it going on. Unfortunately, I don't have an Ipod, so I just sing.
3. Dress to eat. Think loose fitting and stylish. You say it can't be done? Check me out sometime then. I prefer baggy trousers of natural fibers. If you are lucky enough to find pants with a built-in belt, buy several pairs.
1 comment:
frank, i like big men myself. when do we get to see more of you?
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